“叫板熊國(guó)，被熊王滅了四十萬大軍，北方十六島全部被吞掉，差點(diǎn)出海口都被霸占?！?/p>

“挑釁蠢笨的象國(guó)，三個(gè)邊境省被象王搶走了，還讓狼國(guó)足足賠款一萬億?！?/p>

“想要欺負(fù)人多底子薄的神州，結(jié)果半夜差點(diǎn)被人打穿了都城?！?/p>

“我母后當(dāng)時(shí)都給我穿上‘壯士饒命’的襯衫了?！?/p>

“干了四仗，版圖小了四次，經(jīng)濟(jì)倒退將近三十年?！?/p>

“如不是我四處周旋免除經(jīng)濟(jì)制裁，估計(jì)現(xiàn)在全民吃番薯?！?/p>